Helen Rice

Friday

  • Helen Rice: OK number 1 did you know that flies come from maggots
  • Helen Rice: 2 i really like coffee
  • Helen Rice: 3 i was just taking a sip of my coffee and all of a sudden i started chewing
  • Helen Rice: 4 out of my mouth came a mashed fly
  • Helen Rice: 5 i almost threw up
  • Ashley Gates: yeah the fly/maggot thing has always freaked me out, coffee is amazing, ohmy fucking god you ate a fly
  • Helen Rice: 6 i spit coffee all over my desk
  • Ashley Gates: you just ate a former maggot
  • Helen Rice: 7 YUCK
  • Ashley Gates: 8 I LOVE YOU