ha, wow.
here we go. dare i say, oddly prescient? (designage)
helen
noun - the fear of bananas.I have an immense helen - even one little banana and I freak out.
ashley
a bad ass motherfucker who who won’t take no shit off of nobodyThat girl is about to get the ashley knocked out of her.
kelsey
adjective- f’ing radI was on my way to the video store when I saw this kelsey car. So I stole it.
I love this. The fear of bananas??? How come i’m not something better? LIKE:
a woman that resembles a cross between miss truntchbull and a hippo. very unpleasant and generally hated by everyone.
“do you think helen knows how much we hate her?”
“i hope so”
hahahahahahaahaahahahaa. i love you kelsey.
