Aziz on Facebook
Facebook Fun…
I was bored today and decided to join and start posting like crazy on my little cousin Harris AP World History Student Group on Facebook. I wrote on the wall about how I was the only one who aced Monday’s Reading Quiz and soon irked the ire of the admins.
From Harr:
admin: hey harris who is aziz
harris: my cousin why do u ask?
admin: hes writing on ap world wall do u know what period he has ap world
harris: boot him
admin: why
harris: he graduated hes a comedian he is just gonna write dumb things
Thus far, I have not been booted. We’ll see what happens.
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Shit is heating up on the AP World History Facebook group, people are on to me… (Note: Edelstein is the teacher of this class).
One kid writes:
uh… you dont go to walton. You graduated, and never went to walton.
I then post:
I’ve been doing some research, I think I agree with Edelstein on the salvation issue. The views on salvation in Buddhism and Christianity is far from similar. In Buddhism salvation is something one works to and achieves only through the Noble Eightfold path, renouncing worldly pleasures, etc. Whereas in Christianity, salvation is a free gift to all those who would accept Jesus Christ as their savior. “For whosoever shall call upon the name of the Lord shall be saved” (Romans 10:13). I hate to say it, but Edelstein is right guys.
Then I post this right after:
Guys!!! I just got an email from Edelstein, he read what I wrote here and gave me an extra point on the quiz! He said I showed initiative and critical thinking skills. What a cool guy.
Harris then starts hitting me up on IM:
Harris: idk if u should have wrote that last wall post
Me: why?
Harris: cause what if ppl go in tmrw saying “edelstein u gave aziz points back on the quiz can i have points back too since i put the same thing he did ” and then edelstein will be like “i don’t teach any aziz”
Point taken Harr. Point taken.
UPDATE: Oh shit. Now Harr’s tearing up the boards too:
Harris writes:
AZIZ GET OUT OF THIS GROUP!!
Harris writes:
hey everyone, if i were u i wouldn’t go to edelstein and ask for points back on that question-i’m positive u won’t get the points back
Aziz writes:
No guys, ask Edelstein, you’ll definitely get points back.
Banned.
Well, I got kicked off my little cousin Harr’s AP World History Study Group after this post:
Aziz writes:
Can anybody recap this week’s Gossip Girl? I missed it because I was cramming for this week’s quiz. / azizisbored
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hahahaaha. it is perfect.
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